Hillary and the problem with avatars

At 10/27/16 the demagoguette is clearly the inevitable victor, with 200% of all voters lining-up everywhere to cast their ballots with joyful jubilation. ... & I look forward to the kind tolerant governance of the ministry of truth and all its thoughtful ancillaries, what we in our innocence used to call communist fronts — not that there was anything wrong with that of course, and now we are all communists. ... Except apostate mother Russia has turned sullen & spiteful and all patriotic peoples must despise it, but we’ve always been at war with oceania....

11/9/16. Well, that didn’t work out. However vast armies of right-wing pundits — known in the trade as “RINOs”, or “democrats” — mourn the triumph as much as the proud pacifist hate-America progressives do. Because they’re idiots — the RINOs — the other guys too of course, but the RINOs believe an election is about their personal honor; that they cannot support someone who fails to represent their most-cherished ideals and even — gasp! — disavows a few. ... But in reality, an election is a sadly-stupid way of choosing a candidate to occupy a governmental position, and it is impossible for anyone to represent one’s most cherished beliefs, although the anguished dolts will usually try to modify their ridiculous fanaticism by claiming they of course can make all kinds of compromises, but not that — whatever their holy grail might be. ... But whatever they say, what they really want is the candidate to be an avatar of their most cherished beliefs. ... And even the health-challenged Democrat suffered from avatar problems, most notably the always-left Bernie Sanders crowd who for some reason objected to her stealing the nomination, and attacked her illegal emails & such in retaliation....

So the avatar candidate is impossible in democratic societies, because the society at large does not share cherished beliefs, no matter how silly. ... Democrats hate anything associated with traditional Americanism, for instance, while idiot Republicans will not tolerate isolationism of any flavor. Any candidate who truthfully details all its beliefs and plans will inevitably appeal to only a small slice of the electorate. So, shockingly, he she or it lies or, at least, fudges. ... This frightening absolute reality depresses and discourages the childish and frontal-lobe challenged at election time....

Evil Russian Hackers

12/30/16: It turns-out evil russian hackers not only threw the election to the dark monster, but jiggered the polls so the pure sweet innocent democrats would think hillary was winning! ... Their hideous dark sneakiness — the russian hackers’ — knows no bounds. ... And our proud courageous commander-in-chief has smitten ’em. ... The proof of the hackers insidious deeds? ... It’s secret. ... Nothing can be known but to the serene ascended one, who is all-knowing....