Midterms 2018

Mon 11/5/18 9:21 am. In our last installment, the glorious girl president took her place on the world stage to wild international acclaim. Of course this didn’t actually happen although I was sure it would, but its non-existence has apparently driven the super-high-minded democrats to furious insanity.

So at last, this time, the famous blue wave will take over congress, impeach Trump and the Kavanaugh supreme court girl-molester, and put all the Republicans in kindly caring re-education camps. ... Every time I hear such awful fantasies there is pain in my heart. ... But I still look at the NYTimes web page in the mornings, just to dutifully keep up with the day’s fake news and vicious lies....

So on to my utterly certain phony-poll-certified precision predictions: Florida’s Broward county — home of the no-show Broward Cowards in the fabulous affirmative action school shooting incident — will go Republican. The Party of Slavery will loose numerous seats in the federal house & senate. ... This could possibly hurt the feelings of many democrats, although I assume they are living through the thousand deaths already as the glorious beloved alien caravan fades into the mists — Sunday’s 11/5/18 NYTimes front page has not a caravan in sight! ... Which, just a few days before, was the total presidency-destroying crisis-du-jour of the eviiil Trump Nazi Dictatorship....

I probably won’t be back here for the Trump re-election. ... I will tend to my garden ... my silly cameras and rhythm machines....

11/7/18. And once again, phony precision predictions failed! ... But this time, they were mine! Why don’t my lies work? They kind-of worked for the democrats!?!?!? (They lost in the senate big time.) ... But then after a short bitter spate of denial, I settled into a comforting bargain: I mean, after all, those feckless RINOs in the house deserved defeat, as they churned their way to nothingness. ... Heaven knows, I didn’t give any money to the republican committees: I mean, they’d’ve passed it on to McCain, one of the great RINOs — even after he was dead. ... So, doubtless like many other crazed fanatics across the fruited plain, I saved it all for Trump. ... And we shall see how the Great Fascist manages a democrat house. ... And how the seemingly super-human El Presidente runs against the democrat house, who must infalliably, as per their sacred campaign promises, reinstate every jot & tittle of ☭obamacare, open the borders wide for the belovéd-by-communists illegal alien/criminals/terrorists, as well as impeach every last republican. ... Could be fun....