Forget it:
You
CAN’T
Share your drive c: over the ethernet, or anything! ... It’s over;
Usux™ doesn’t like you
anymore; to deal with your stupid problems, just use the wireless you
pointless user....
I.e. I could
share my drive c: on the wireless, using at least some of the arcane
magic
and mystery outlined below,
but my ETHERNET IS DEAD! It’s insecure and Usux™ will keep
it
that way
unless you buy a usux™ server and hire an IT
technician and fall before
holy Bill Gates in spineless obeisance, you pointless user swine....
Oh, and be sure to see
The Tale of the
Disappearing Network,
playing at
every stupid usux™ computer, probably until the end of time.....
Actually
the computer industry’s devotion to omerta
and mumbo jumbo caused me to return at least two and maybe 3 or four
computers exhibiting various defects which were almost certainly the
unannounced secret decision of the techno-chic insiders to destroy
ethernet. They wasted my valuable time (snicker) but I wasted their money, so I figure
I’m ahead.
...
The final forest for me was a nice antique windows 7 machine — which
doesn’t
upf--k
— for a mere $203, practically chump change in today’s pitiful
computer market....
Autumnal
Thoughts
Along with my second
original silly camera,
this marks a momentous
cycle in the Owenlabs March of Pointless Technology: I started fighting
with usux™’s ethernet on Long Island a few years after the
advent
of windows 95, and
achieved a towering
triumph when I managed to make it work — which, at that point, usux™
resisted painfully, much preferring you’d purcha$e
a server and an IT
technician, but they probably
couldn’t destroy it as they have just done here in 2022, because
too
many commercial customers depended
on the peer-to-peer ethernet. Which customers will presumably be
degraded
to a (still
peer-to-peer) wireless
network, which they’d
probably actually prefer, not appreciating antique technology like
decent
people do.
... So, anyway,
How
to “Share” Your &*)(*&)(*& Windows Drive C: USING ONLY THE WIRELESS
you pitiful
user drip....
I lie of course; I can’t possibly tell you, we aren’t immortal
and
there isn’t time or screens enough in the world of light and shadows.
... I mean, after
you’ve
screwed-around with all the ridiculous GUIy junk that you’re supposed
to, you still won’t have “permission” to do something
like
“dir
\\stupidnetworkname\c”. That is, after you’ve
gotten
it to the point where “net view stupidnetworkname” shows
you drive c. ... So what I did this morning 1/5/14, and probably
before,
at the end of desperation, is
- On the target
computer, get an
administrator CMD window.
- Go
“cacls
c:\ /E /G
Everyone:F”
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That’s on the machine you wish to see
from the other machines. ... And then
everything’ll work perfectly of course. ... Well except needless
to
say
a
ring of fire
will spring-up around your computer, your home, and
probably the entire neighborhood, consuming everything within it in a
burn burn burning flame, if you are so foolish as to
actually do
this obviously forbidden thing. ... And be sure to see about McAfee....
And then @ 1/19/15, in the usual
exciting effort to bring one of these things to life (see my heartfelt
appreciation of win8)
I was trying to “see”
it on another computer, and got the dreaded
c:\adir>dir
\\acer2\c
Access
is denied.
[*]
c:\adir>dir
\\acer2\c
Volume
in drive \\acer2\c is Acer
Volume Serial
Number is FE87-33AA
Directory of
\\acer2\c
08/22/2013
10:22 AM <DIR> PerfLogs
01/19/2015
06:17 PM <DIR>
Program Files
01/19/2015
06:56 PM
<DIR>
Program Files (x86)
01/19/2015
04:15 PM <DIR> Users
01/19/2015
04:17 PM <DIR>
Windows
0
File(s)
0 bytes
5 Dir(s)
953,379,586,048 bytes free
and
the beautiful green asterisk * above
is where I
typed the cacls magic in an “admin” cmd window on the new computer
— after of course doing the “share” stuff
first — and voila! I
can see files!
Oh be still my heart. ... And I did it again with another drive! Mr.
Bill
must be feeling nervous....
Ooops, forgot
net share!
I forgot the best part! Somewhere along the weary way
while usux was dribbling over Windows 8, the share thing disappeared
from the explorer / my computer / whatever it’s called this week
menu.
At least on one of my crates and probably more. It
is still in the disk
management thingey (right-click “My Computer” / etc., “Manage”,
then
“Disk Management”, and right-click the drive to find the lost
sharing ... this week).
But I’ve been doing it with UAC
administrative
access
and
net share c=c:\
/GRANT:Everyone,FULL
which
is so much more satisfying; and likely to work as Usux™ wanders into
ever-newer and cryptically mutilated operating systems. ... And appears
to actually work, not
necessarily
true of the other approaches. ... And
of course will incinerate your home and pets....
XP
Rendition
So
I got a $110 used-of-course Dell XP laptop so I could once again peruse
my Oxford English Dictionary CD, copy-extorted beyond the reach of
mortal Windows 10 or even Vbox,
and there
- “cacls
c:\ /E /G
Everyone:F” didn’t
work, at least not on my beautiful antique Dell.
Gobbledygook error
message. ... But
c:\mkdir
a
cacls
c:\a /E /G Everyone:F
does.
So simple so
EZ eh? ... This must’ve
caused so much chaos they actually made it less
stupid in succeeding Usux™ abortions....
-
“net
share etc.” likewise. So I went and shared c:\ with various properties
sub-menus etc. warnings and confusions via “My Computer”, and
that did
it. Maybe; at least I could see the drive @ net view from other
computers.
Note that nothing,
apparently,
will make XP work reliably on my precious ethernet,
which is indeed how
I remember it in olden days....
- Well net
share
c=c:\ /UNLIMITED
might do something....
...
More
Stuff I forgot which might work this week:
-
Control
panel / network and sharing center / Change advanced sharing settings:
Where you go to fix the stupid defaults usux set-up for your “Work”
network (Windows 7 Friday, February 28, 2014). I think you have to
mutilate the “Public” network in the same way (for ethernet,
q.v.). ... This might also
be on the “manage
computers” lost sharing menu.
At 5/16, after doing both the net
share and cacls
thing, it wouldn’t show-up until I checked “enable file sharing
for
devices that use 40- or 56-bit encryption” and “turn off password
protected sharing”. But before that I tried....
At
11/16, after Usux™ thoughtfully garbage-graded my win10 system up
to
glorious new level of garbage, Usux™ of course reset all my settings.
... I mean, how could they do otherwise?!?!?!? ... And
“Access Denied” until I checked “Turn off password protected
sharing”.
Without — gasp! — rebooting!!! ... See the summary advanced
tip ’n’ trick below....
-
Directories
you create
before
you manage to beat Microsoft
into sharing your C: drive will not
be shared. Directories created afterwards might be. ... The cacls
thing might fix that...?
- I
was just abusing a windows 7 PC, and even after all the caclcing I
could think of, it wouldn’t let my copy program create directories
until I went into the stupid drive, properties, sharing / advanced
shring / something, and explicity changed permissions from “crippled”
to “everything whatever you want” somehow.
-
I
just
Sun 3/23/14 spent more than an hour trying to share drive “x:\”
— but I made a fatal mistake: I kept typing “net share x=x:\*
/GRANT:Everyone,FULL”.
Can you see the fatal error? I couldn’t. For an hour. Of course you’re
young and beautiful and immediately noticed the errant extra
asterisk I
idiotically and repeatedly typed. Naturally the command-line system
offered no peep of complaint. And naturally doing it the usux beautiful
GUIey way,
repeatedly
right-clicking/properties
etc over and over again had absolutely no effect. ... It’s all so
EZ!!!!
... Well I did have to
go to at least one of the higher-level
subdirectories and go — in adminstrative super-user giant brain mode
— “cacls
* /E /G Everyone:F”
or something; I have it in a FIXCACLS.BAT file. ... This so Usux™’d
let
me look at these top-level subdirectories through the ethernet....
-
Everything:
And
then I was doing this again, and in the fabled Network &
Sharing Center I realized I was still forgetting things, so I just
turned-on
everything that looked less safe, which indeed made the windows 10
directory magically appear on another computer! ... Life is so
grand! ... & I’ll be doing this for every win10 upf--k™
it seems ... so it’s
- Control Panel
- search
for “network”
- The vile “Network and Sharing”
- “Change
advanced sharing settings”
- “All Networks”, then
- “Turn
on sharing so anyone with network access can read and write” blah
blah
- “Enable file sharing for devices that use 40- or
56-bit
encryption”
- “Turn off password protected sharing”
what’s probably the prize....
Public
& Private: While
I’m at it, I should note that windows has for some time insisted
that
my wi-fi is the
“private network”
— because I suspect those are Usux™’s
hope$
& dream$
— and that my peer-to-peer ethernet is the public
network. However I must admit that I only finally discovered at this
(5/18)
sabotage episode that’s why
I’m setting “advanced / public” settings to “turn
on
network discovery”
& “Turn on file and printer sharing” and just the opposite
for the
“private” settings. ... I suppose it’s like in the golden
groves of
academe and google et al, the ethernet is
the internet and therefore public, and I suppose the wi-fi is the
private network just because of leftover binary stupidity. I’ve never
figured-out any way to set
or
change
their public/private
status
because of Usux™’s fungus-like stupidity. ... And then, just
in case I
thought I knew something, a different Win10 crate had usux™ed both
the wireless & enet to public. ... So I guess I’ll just be
singin’
a song side by side with my psychotic usux™ cutey. ... I googled
“changing network public private” and found some chitter claiming
to do that and maybe I’ll look into it someday. Of course it’s
undoubtedly 10 or twenty minutes old and will be totally
inapplicable....
5/18. One stormy night on the road my beloved
told me to
- Right-lick on the wifi thingey on the
taskbar.
“Open
Network & Internet Settings”
- “Status”?
- “Change
Connection Properties”
and
that had public/private radio buttons. But I couldn’t check it then.
.... 9/19. And it turned-out she really
meant
- Click
on the
wifi thingey on the taskbar to bring up the little list of wifis
&
whatnot.
- Then right-click on the wifi of your dreams,
properties,
and a beautiful random menu shows-up
.
- But I still haven’t figured-out
how to do my beloved ethernet
that way.
- And
of course this recipe only works on Windows 10.
But then again,
apparently the first one worked too — of course only on windows 10
and without any ethernet
properties. ...
So my sledgehammer approach of setting both
the public and private networks to come-on-in
open-house
still seems the only workable route.
-
Windows
10 of course trashes my the network
settings whenever
it updates, in this case Sat 11/4/17. I couldn’t tell how long
the fall creators f-up took, because of course my internet monitors
reported it absent for at least half an hour. Although to be sure, it
still pinged. I suspect it was the “everything”,
at least after I did that it sprang to life again. Whewww. ... 5/15/18:
The April upf--k: definitely “everything”.
Such fun! So stupid! Too bad about usux™ progammers early toilet
training. ... 5/17/18: a different win10 laptop got upf--ked....
10/29/18: Another usux™ Win10
upf--k, another network wipe. It’s consistent. ... And
they put a cute little Edge browser icon on my desktop, Heaven help the
poor idiot cretins. ... And of course destroyed winhlp32....
Broken?
And never forget that the computer of course
may be broken. I was agonizing over a crate I could ping
occasionally. Since it’s Windows, I of course assumed it was counting
the names of God very slowly with its tiny antiquated CPU, or
perhaps trying trying trying
to
connect to the upgrade tit of all broken upgrades and the glorious Windows
10,
which I had strictly forbidden — but no! ... I managed to hook-up
a USB
ethernet thing — used the one that came with an installation CD,
remember those?
—
and all is forgiven and everything works perfectly of course.
I
Serenely Countenance Utter Chaos
I should make it clear that I have
no clue as to how why or if
any
of this stuff works, and/or what horrible effects it has on anything. I want my ethernet
and I will not be
stymied by some stupid security junk or foolish modérne
operating
system.
Your experience will undoubtedly
involve dramatic
fiery explosions and chaos.... And
be sure to see latest creative
effdate news....
—
11/16
7/27/22
Dell 5000: Access is denied
Yesterday’s
broken PC worked great
with all
the share stuff —
from all my gaily
laughing computer herd. But the thing itself?
c:\gregor>net
view lenovo3
System
error 5 has occurred.
Access
is denied.
That
is, instead of being impossible
to access from
my other
computers, the wily Dell
refused to access my herd! ...
I was cursing Usux for this perfidy, but realized in retrospective
calmness it was probably the usual Dell sport, examples of which I have
encountered before but, up to now, always in used
Dells. ... Nah it was just the usual cavortation....
—
the kindly feckless programmer
7/22
Sayonara
Usux Networks?
... or, the Tale of the Disappearing Network
Wed
3/22/23 3:30 pm. Then again, it’s probably just usux® lovin’
it as they upf--k
their innocent users
into oblivion and break everything they own — it did it to me again
at my truly wondrous Dell resurrection.
... Sun 3/26/23 10:35 am. And it appears to be a final forest thing, so
usux©’ll
kill everyone’s
network, so they can go out of business faster. ... And the weary years
may pass and the network return; at
least they’re now sites on the web that have noticed
the ridiculous jihad, and provide hundreds
of ways to fix it....
Reprievement! (sung
to the 3-penny opera tune) or The
Evil Usux Public Upf--k
Wed 3/29/23 1:56 pm. But then this truly kindly
& knowledgeable fellow @ https://woshub.com/network-computers-not-showing-windows-10/
actually had the secret code! Like
Then
go to Settings [winkey+i?] -> Network and Internet -> Ethernet (or
select Wi-Fi, if you are connected to a local network through a
wireless connection). Click the network icon and verify that the Make
this PC discoverable option is enabled. [that was already
set on my catastrophe. ... In a later iteration
of the scam, I had to right-click the icon, “properties”. Or
something.
... So onward ...]
After clicking the
wifi icon, something like this appeared (or right-click, properties?):
... And everything’s good! All my magic network appears
again! ... What have we learned? ... Nothing, really; usux™’ll
screw you
with random mediocrity without even trying. And fixing it is google
feng-shui. And of course the kindness of strangers like woshub.com
there. ...
Notice, incidentally, the usux™ description (Public/Private) is exactly
wrong, probably because some mediocrity wrote it that way — despite
what it says, my PC was already
discoverable; I just couldn’t see
the other
PCs. ... And incidentally, “settings” is available with Windows
Key+“I”, or at least it was this morning, on two crates, for
me....
Fri
3/31/23 8:21 am. And, charmingly, it reverts to the bad public
when it feels like it, or @ every reboot, or just when Bill Gates
didn’t take his metamucil that day. ... So keep this one
on speed-dial — happened again today Mon 9/11/23 when I was starting-up
another
broken amazon laptop what I had to return, happily attacking me while I
was down....
Hacker-Friendly
Signon
Sat
4/1/23 10:28 am. And I suspect my “private” preference
enabled usux™’s kill-the-startup thingey, where it demands
an
email password — for my useless hotmail account I
made-up
for usux™ a few months ago. So in honor of advancing
senescence
I’ll leave the password printed
on the dell which makes it as insecure as it used to be when it worked
and started-up without a password. ... And of course, since usux™’s
got
the password, protected by their towering mediocrity, presumably the
entire hacker universe has it so of course
I won’t use the stupid
email account....
Slowness:
Everyone Wins!
As I was endlessly entangled in my latest Dell
catastrophe and its invisible network, I was doing upf--ks
fast &
furious, and it was amazing
how sprightly the machine was at
the beginning and how it slo-o-o-owed down after a few hundred upf--ks
— which, of
course, usux™ normally provides after a delay, so the poor
idiot consumer’ll be impressed with its PC,
and then. after a suitable interval, with how slow
it’s become,
and then the poor idiot’ll just run out and buy another! ...
And everyone
wins!
The Serenity of Random Software
I realized the Usux© Way isn’t so bad ... I’ve seen
worse. ... I mean, usux™ delivers a software, hopefully contained
in a PC
so you can return it when it doesn’t work, but, if not, then the
numerous obvious things broken in it — why, just wait a few months,
petition the google oracle, and all will be fixed; or not, of
course. ... My pitiful resurrected Dell
couldn’t make any noise — total silence — and after running
a usux™ “troubleshooter” — which helpful stupidities
almost never work — I took
the
concluding error message “Audio services not responding” and
googled
it, and some charitable fellow described two lines of utter mumbo jumbo
admin command-line spells — and that fixed it! ... And all is
calm,
all is bright....
NOTES
1.
WIN10
PEER-TO-PEER ETHERNET LOCKDOWN? At Fri 5/6/16
I went “cacls
c:\ /E /G
Everyone:F”
in a windows 10 admin
command-line, the system
replied “access denied”,
and indignantly closed the window in a huff. I managed to
activate the super-secret hidden “admin” account, and it also
“access
denied”, but didn’t
close the window. These things of course worked as well as they ever do
in windows 8 and other previous Usux™ atrocities. // But @ 9/16/16
all is
forgiven and my hand-me-down Win10 laptop executed the command without
tears or hysteria. ... This was most likely the evil
McAfee syndrome....
CALLING
WINDOWS $ERVER
My successfully ethernetted Win10 system
was
not
my previous upgrade
failure, where I attempted to let usux have its head and convert a
derelict windows 8 laptop into the glorious windows 10. ... No, it was
a laptop that came
with the exalted Windows 10 — always a more likely prospect in my
limited experience, where, since after Windows 98, all
Usux™ OS upgrades have failed. ... And in
my years
before the mast, it is typical
Usux™
behavior with a new operating system to have super-high new
gobbledygook
levels, and
in a few weeks or years or whenever Windows
10.37™ comes along it might get fixed, but of course they’d
really
prefer you
install a Windows $erver product,
$9,995 at your local extortion outlet. ... So @ 5/16 the derelict
Lenovo
“yoga” laptop got wiped back to its marginally-more tractable
Windows
8 — I’m actually surprised Windows 10 didn’t annihilate
the Lenovo hidden partition where the “restore” OS/malware
was
kept — but my latest Windows 10 hand-me-down soldiers-on @ 9/16
ethernetting
away serenely....

SAD
4/1/17 (appropriately) UPDATE aka MCAFEE
IS EVIL
So
Windows 10 regressed. At least, a brand new beautiful Lenovo desktop
wouldn’t let me cacls the rut.
I could cacls/share various subdirectories,
but of course this is pretty-much useless in a network if the directory
structure doesn’t work. And it doesn’t.
... I began to doubt any
Windows 10 system ever
worked, at least rut-cacles-wise,
but then I found it (“asus7” is my network name,
for my future reference), with the mouse-pad tapping totally enabled —
it’s an asus
after all — but drive c: still visible on the network....
But Wait! ... Oh
precious glorious
victory!?!?!
—
-
I uninstalled McAfee (!?!?!) — I was trying to
copy psexec.exe, a supposedly super mumbo-jumbo command-line system
fixit thing from
Russinovich/System Internals/Microsoft, McAfee balked, and after I
told it to stop bothering me, I then uninstalled McAfee. Which I
always do anyway, and use Windows Defender (or MSE in the old days) but
I just hadn’t gotten around to it. That might be the charm....
-
Administrative window (I think)
-
“Takeown /F c:\*” [I’m pretty sure this
didn’t do anything, but?]
-
“Takeown /F c:\” [I’m pretty sure
this didn’t work before]
-
“cacls c:\ /E /G Everyone:F” [i.e. the
usual — AND IT WORKED!]
And it DIDN’T
GO “access denied” as it did 37 times
before. ... I’m betting on mcafee; it wanted to help....
Evil
McAfee
I like the Evil McAfee theory better every minute; I’ve despised
McAfee ever since the days when I had to obtain nuclear fission
materials to dislodge the vile pestilence from Windows, and the
founder’s
subsequent psychopathic lunacy didn’t improve its reputation. ...
And it explains so much: my recurrent experiences of trying to cacls
the rut and failing, but eventually somehow mysteriously succeeding.
Which I’d attributed to Windows’ reckless updates, but now
that
I
ponder, fits perfectly the essentially random McAfee uninstallation. I
mean I’d always uninstalled it eventually, of course.
... And
the single Windows 10 laptop that didn’t
balk? It was one I didn’t
wipe when I received it from the local hand-me-down source, who had already uninstalled
McAfee! As everybody
does, except the pitiful ignorant
victim class. ... And the Windows 10 upgrade I did, which exhibited the
rut-access balk? — I hadn’t
uninstalled McAfee, which of course Usux™ had thoughtfully installed, even in
the upgrade,
because Usux™ wants people to be safe in a wonderful safe cuddly
world....
And
it’s probably why I couldn’t change the supplied “WORKGROUP”
to the
chic “OWENLABS”; it was grayed-out. A setting which is completely
without effect in the wonderful windows world of today, and which
became malleable aprés McAfee. ... But that and the stupid rut
uncaclsness were probably major
malware threat avoidance strategies in the days of Windows 95....
Windows
10
Creators-Effdate
And
then my beloved Windows 10 system did its beloved Creators Update —
or
maybe it was just the Practicing-for-Creators Update, or just routine
Usux™
chaos — it’s the one
where the control panel disappears — and of course it reset all the
precious things I described above. Back to safe secure zero ’cause
you
won’t want the wittle little user
to get
hurt
do you nasty ol’ bad blah. ... It reset my thing where I switch
the
caps/control, and reset all the network settings so they were nice and
pure and useless, yes it did! ... I’m amazed
it didn’t reinstall McAfee.... But the LOL showed me how to get back
the Control Panel by begging cortana or search or whatever it is; it
vanished from the right-click stupid10 icon. ... In a 2nd atrocity, or
of course it could’ve been a different one, there are so many in
the
Wonderful Windows 10, I think the crucial step was the advanced
network sharing destruction
I had to re-wrought, and perhaps just disabling the passwords near the
end, which one must always do to use your network except in the
approved totally-uselessUsux™ cute cuddly little tiny cute
9*&))))(*&
(distant echoing pitiful screaming whimpering)....

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