JGWRAP: Mutilate Your HTML Just to be complete, here is my first and most-recent HTML utility JGWRAP (includes C source) — I wrote it twice, this later version of course incomparably superior to my original feeble effort. ... It wraps HTML to reasonable lengths so it can be mutilated with ease in an ASCII text editor — because all HTML editors like to produce enormous long lines, the excuse being efficiency — you save all those CRs every time you exchange a CRLF for a space — but in reality they just don’t care and, in the case of the average public-spirited concern, they’d just as soon it was difficult to edit the stuff so you don’t go in there and learn things you shouldn’t.... JGWRAP also converts boring straight quotes into cute little curly quotes — and so much more. ... But then (12/6/03) I ran across some web snoot who explained how unutterably repulsive curly quotes are and indeed offered a “demoronizer” program to get rid of them! Just can’t please ’em all. ... Whatever; JGWRAP, like all the Owen Labs software, is guaranteed to format your hard drive and set your pets on fire, so advance as always with caution. ... And indeed the poor little thing did destroy much of this site as it merrily broke-open quoted strings inside angle brackets, which it wasn’t supposed to do. All fixed now of course. ... Caveat emptor....

And What Was All That Stuff About Components? The short story: in my careful years of tests, I have learned you should never develop components for your own software. Components should be purchased just like other software: carefully and infrequently. Naturally the books, stupid magazines, vendors — definitely including Borland — told us all how wonderful it would be to develop your own components. ... So once when the world was dewey with newness I did a Delphi component, only to discover over the weary years that when you change the version of Delphi — hey presto chango your component automatically updates — NOT!!! ... Nope sorry folks, you have to laboriously rewrite, and of course now and then they change something so you can’t! — this from the Delphi 5 README [with my comment/translations]: DSGNINTF and deployment [in Delphi 5] DSGNINTF.DCU is no longer shipped with Delphi [apparently it’s used by many components including mine, at least judging by pitiful complaints on the web, and was shipped with previous versions; at least with my version 3]. Thus, component developers should consider segregating design-time code into separate units from runtime code. Runtime code should not refer to those units [i.e. rewrite your component]. If this approach is not feasible, you do have the option of compiling DSGNINTF.PAS (located in your \source\toolsapi\directory). This should be considered a stopgap measure, however, and may not be available as an option in future releases. [We’ll screw you anyway; and in any case, the source is not available in the standard aka “cheap” version: i.e., pay up or we’ll destroy your existing component.] You are also reminded that under the terms of your license agreement, you are not permitted to distribute DCUs based on source code owned by Inprise Corporation, no matter how that code might be made available to you. For complete details on licensing restrictions, see the LICENSE.TXT and DEPLOY.TXT files that accompany this release. [we’ll sue you if you actually try to use your component, even if you figure-out how to get around our sabotage.] There we have it. Another inspiring enterprise spits on its customers. ... This might explain why Anders Hejlsberg went over to the dark side.

So, What About Components? It’s really like fixing your own car; even if you know what you’re doing, you still don’t have parts, insurance, or economies of scale. The guys who flog components do it full-time — or at least they’d better, which is why you should be just as careful if not more picking components as picking compilers/programming environments. So What About All Those Other Components? Here in my declining years, it occurs to me it’s all a scam. ... Java, Delphi, ActiveX, NET — are all elaborate code reuse techniques that provide obvious benefits and hidden costs. ... I.e. it’s the same dubious idea as code-reuse in general, which is that someone can build just the right general-purpose transmission to use in any car, and then no-one will have to design a transmission again. ... It’s not that you can’t re-use code. ... It’s that every time you have to think i.e. work: you have to make a careful decision, and by no means assume that re-use is the right answer. But the software companies and their suck-up magazines don’t want you to do that: they want you to take the EZ fun route, and buy stuff — but while components look cute, they’re not cute to fix or maintain or, as I found out, heaven forbid you should want to use the next edition of your compiler/IDE/visual environment with yesterday’s component. ... It’s just another variety of the planned obsolescence exemplified by the Parade of Windows, except directed at programmers instead of end-users. ... So go ahead! Use these intimately-coupled gadgets in your product and it’ll look really cool, work with all kinds of software (i.e. ActiveX yammer yammer Word/Excel/etc. automation) and do anything — and it’s so inexpensive! ... Except for the minor possibility that your entire company will depend on the component vendor next month.... ... And they all do it. To state this problem another way, cute plug-in components are cool; both Visual Basic and Delphi were wonderful because of them; but they have hidden costs which the vendor can activate pretty-much at will or random, whenever he feels like making your life miserable and your code obsolete. ... Obviously Microsoft has more power in this area than Borland — but that doesn’t stop the latter from trying! ... And even without vendor malevolence, component complexity means they will decay even by themselves; they require more support from the vendor or someone, so even if they just feel like moving-on — as Microsoft is obliged to do with NET — too bad about all that incredibly complicated stuff you bet the company on! ... I knew I should’ve stuck with assembler.... // And now Wednesday, June 27, 2001 12:20 pm my favorite troublemaker Ron Burk editor Windows Developer’s Journal: The Doomed-To-Repeat-It award this month goes to InfoWorld, for their May 4 article announcing that code reuse is about to start happening Real Soon Now. ... My hat’s off to publishers who are willing to pay people to write the same article over and over again until it comes true. Best quote from this year’s rerun is “developers have toyed with the concept of reuse for nearly as long as software has existed”. Thank god that “toying” phase is over, and we finally know how to do it right! — page 6, From the editor, WDJ 7/01 Of course Mr. Burk departed WDJ after the next issue....

//Monday, July 21, 2003 11:09 am. From Visual Studio Magazine: Buyers Guide ... 2003, page 20: The software industry has been embroiled in the great buy-vs.-build debate through the last decade.... Is it better — more time-efficient, cheaper, or more reliable — to buy prepackaged, generic components in which someone else has invested the development and testing effort? ... Or, is it better to develop components in-house, allowing you to customize them for a specific purpose? ... This in aid of a “third-way” derive alternative now possible in the exciting new super NET environment. ... But notice what no sane with-it responsible up-to-date programmer is even capable of answering none of the above, just say no, avoid components. ... One would hardly expect less in an issue devoted to extensive advertisements for software components, and to a certain extent it’s probably true that it’s impossible to program for Windows anymore without some kind of components. But that doesn’t mean you have to like them....

The OwenShow Components And then while wrestling with my precious OwenShow, I sadly learned yet again the component lesson. The “CLX” (Windows/Linux) Delphi 7 components aren’t bad; but not nearly as good as the normal Delphi bunch. ... And today Tuesday, November 16, 2004, I finally conceded defeat to the CLX TListView; I had been fixing this and that weird behavior with even weirder code, but finally I just couldn’t go on and gave up. The OwenShow file select will wander a bit forever; I can struggle no more. ... (Actually I went back and fixed it some more, but it is definitely the weirdest code in the program ... which is saying something....) Of course, all the Delphi components, CLX or not, are probably going away, demonstrating the other thing wrong with components. ... Borland will enhance them no more, and in the next edition of Microsoft’s operating system — or Linux — or the one after, they will falter, and finally fail.

Forget it: You CAN’T Share your drive c: over the ethernet, or anything! ... It’s over; GTM doesn’t like you anymore; to deal with your stupid problems, just use the wireless you pointless Luser.... I.e. I could share my drive c: on the wireless, using at least some of the arcane magic and mystery outlined below, but my ETHERNET IS DEAD! It’s insecure and GTM will keep it that way unless you buy a GTM server and hire an IT technician and fall before holy Bill Gates in spineless obeisance, you pointless user swine.... Oh, and be sure to see The Tale of the Disappearing Network, playing at every GTM computer, probably until the end of time..... Actually the computer industry’s devotion to omerta and mumbo jumbo caused me to return at least two and maybe 3 or four computers exhibiting various defects which were almost certainly the unannounced secret decision of the techno-chic insiders to destroy ethernet. They wasted my valuable time (snicker) but I wasted their money, so I figure I’m ahead. ... The final forest for me was a nice antique windows 7 machine — which doesn’t upf--k — for a mere $203, practically chump change in today’s pitiful computer market.... Autumnal Thoughts Along with my second original silly camera, this marks a momentous cycle in the Owenlabs March of Pointless Technology: I started fighting with GTM’s ethernet on Long Island a few years after the advent of windows 95, and achieved a towering triumph when I managed to make my pitiful network work — which, at that point, GTM resisted painfully, much preferring you’d purcha$e a server and an IT technician, but they probably couldn’t destroy it as they tried again in 2022, because too many commercial customers depended on the peer-to-peer ethernet. ... Which customers will presumably be degraded to a (still peer-to-peer) wireless network, which they’d probably actually prefer, not appreciating antique technology like decent people do. Windows 11 Sensitivity Notice: because of the titanic forces involved in this sensitive topic, I will refer to various entities herein as “host1”, “host2”, and “GTM”. The technical term “usux”, which may be used elsewhere in my exciting web site, refers to a seasoned antique technology which often worked.... Tue 7/14/26 10:08 am. @ 1/1/26 approximately, I could no longer mutilate my amazing owenlabs.org site because GTM made windows 10 illegal on host1 — and also some Western Digital drives I bought @7/26 refused to initialize in the barbaric disappointing sometime-working Windows 10 — these discriminations no doubt implemented through a sophicated technical practice known informally in the industry as “conspiracy in restraint of trade”. ... U understand these exciting progressive practices weren’t disclosed, of course — that’s the conspiracy part. ... And I wasn’t forced to use windows 11! Instead I kicked host1 — which, apparently, I’ve been using since 2010!! — to the curb and signed-up with host2 which works fine with my herd of win10 machines. ...And GTM didn’t as usual make it even more impossible to do the wicked share-everything that I describe below; it pretty much worked easy-peasey as much as that ever goes including idiotic mistakes by myself, the poor confused programmer. And it’s so sad; doubtless the GTM demons in the basement were aching to make the peer-to-peer network hideously more difficult as usual with each new windows, because it’s only the righteous thing to do to keep those amateurs away from doing stuff without professional network gurus in charge. ... But there it is: they had to sell the stupid obviously-useless win11 product, and it didn’t make $$$ sense to cripple everything thru illegal restraint of trade and then try to make adopting windows 11 harder! ... Poor demons. ... So sad.... But Windows 11 Refuses to Connect to Your Peer-to-Peer Network Unless All Your Existing PCs Are Upscammed to SMB2!! — oops, sorry, just another conspiracy in re$traint of trade fiction. ... SMB2 or not, doesn’t work.... But then they made up for it, by making Windows 11 unable to see stuff on your pitiful peer-to-peer network. You didn’t want that p-to-p thingey anyway did you? ... Of course you didn’t want Windows 11, either. But that is the beauty of conspiracy-in-re$traint of trade! ... U understand, to my astonishment it was to make the win11 machine appear in my p-to-p network — I can see the windows 11 machine — but I can’t see any of my (win10 of course) machines from the brilliant super new conspiracy-in-restraint-of-trade win11 machine! ... Weirdly, I can map — and mutilate to my heart’s content — the windows 11 drive c: with at least one of my tattered offensive-win10 PCs! Perhaps it’ll go away at tomorrow’s GTM upf--k. ... & it’s not as if I want to do anything with the perfidious windows 11 — which seems to be a general trend out there, hence the necessary GTM innovative commercial policies. ... And your innocent would-be-networked-PCs have to have SMB2 — AND, sorry, maybe we forgot to mention, WINDOWS 11 of course! ... And that’s a lovely picture of my almost-completely-useless Dell Windows 11 there in the distance, what I bought @ 6/25/25 so long ago, fought-with-senselessly ’cause Dell had some kind of fit with my signon identity, and then other mysterious problems, mostly my own, but now it is the exciting final problem — GTM at last supplies a computer OS that is guranteed not to work, as opposed to being probably-defective. ... I really feel this win11 PC ought to be out in the garage alongside my beloved 20s set testers, perhaps under a preservative plastic globe. Unlike win11, the set testers were not deliberately made defective, but were obsoleted by the 30s and radios with much higher-gain tubes — I suppose win11’s kinda like an inverse ’30s radio technology, where the kindly GTM provides it’s special “technical” difficulties, designed to force the thronging public to throw-away all its working computers, although I suspect that strategery has encountered problems. ... So I’ve hid the wonderful machine in a relatively inaccessible corner of my beloved music room, where it entertains the multitudes with an endless screensaver — but not in the garage ... yet. ... And most of the junk in the music room is almost windows-11-level-useless except for my beloved computer organ, which is behind the camera and I can barely play.... And just to make things nicer, it turns-out I’ve selected a defective monitor — perhaps hidden/forgotten in the music ghetto for that reason, and it won’t adjust to full screen! ... But now that I’m guessing about it, the DVI requirement of win11 could be part of the scam technical improvements, somehow interacting with the DVI-to-VGA adapter in exciting GTMy ways.... ... Anyway ... How to “Share” Your &*)(*&)(*& Windows Drive C: USING ONLY THE WIRELESS you pitiful user drip.... I lie of course; I can’t possibly tell you, we aren’t immortal and there isn’t time or screens enough in the world of light and shadows. ... I mean, after you’ve screwed-around with all the ridiculous GUIy junk that you’re supposed to, you still won’t have “permission” to do something like “dir \\stupidnetworkname\c”. That is, after you’ve gotten it to the point where “net view stupidnetworkname” shows you drive c. ... So what I did this morning 1/5/14, and probably before, at the end of desperation, is On the target computer, get an administrator CMD window. Go “cacls c:\ /E /G Everyone:F” That’s on the machine you wish to see from the other machines. ... And then everything’ll work perfectly of course. ... Well except needless to say a ring of fire will spring-up around your computer, your home, and probably the entire neighborhood, consuming everything within it in a burn burn burning flame, if you are so foolish as to actually do this obviously forbidden thing. ... And be sure to see about McAfee.... And then @ 1/19/15, in the usual exciting effort to bring one of these things to life (see my heartfelt appreciation of win8) I was trying to “see” it on another computer, and got the dreaded c:\adir>dir \\acer2\c Access is denied. [*] c:\adir>dir \\acer2\c Volume in drive \\acer2\c is Acer Volume Serial Number is FE87-33AA Directory of \\acer2\c 08/22/2013 10:22 AM <DIR> PerfLogs 01/19/2015 06:17 PM <DIR> Program Files 01/19/2015 06:56 PM <DIR> Program Files (x86) 01/19/2015 04:15 PM <DIR> Users 01/19/2015 04:17 PM <DIR> Windows 0 File(s) 0 bytes 5 Dir(s) 953,379,586,048 bytes free and the beautiful green asterisk * above is where I typed the cacls magic in an “admin” cmd window on the new computer — after of course doing the “share” stuff first — and voila! I can see files! Oh be still my heart. ... And I did it again with another drive! Mr. Bill must be feeling nervous.... Ooops, forgot net share! I forgot the best part! Somewhere along the weary way while GTM was dribbling over Windows 8, the share thing disappeared from the explorer / my computer / whatever it’s called this week menu. At least on one of my crates and probably more. It is still in the disk management thingey (right-click “My Computer” / etc., “Manage”, then “Disk Management”, and right-click the drive to find the lost sharing ... this week). But I’ve been doing it with UAC administrative access and net share c=c:\ /GRANT:Everyone,FULL which is so much more satisfying; and likely to work as GTM wanders into ever-newer and cryptically mutilated operating systems. ... And appears to actually work, not necessarily true of the other approaches. ... And of course will incinerate your home and pets.... XP Rendition So I got a $110 used-of-course Dell XP laptop so I could once again peruse my Oxford English Dictionary CD, copy-extorted beyond the reach of mortal Windows 10 or even Vbox, and there “cacls c:\ /E /G Everyone:F” didn’t work, at least not on my beautiful antique Dell. Gobbledygook error message. ... But c:\mkdir a cacls c:\a /E /G Everyone:F does. So simple so EZ eh? ... This must’ve caused so much chaos they actually made it less stupid in succeeding GTM abortions.... “net share etc.” likewise. So I went and shared c:\ with various properties sub-menus etc. warnings and confusions via “My Computer”, and that did it. Maybe; at least I could see the drive @ net view from other computers. Note that nothing, apparently, will make XP work reliably on my precious ethernet, which is indeed how I remember it in olden days.... Well net share c=c:\ /UNLIMITED might do something.... ... More Stuff I forgot which might work this week: Control panel / network and sharing center / Change advanced sharing settings: Where you go to fix the stupid defaults GTM set-up for your “Work” network (Windows 7 Friday, February 28, 2014). I think you have to mutilate the “Public” network in the same way (for ethernet, q.v.). ... This might also be on the “manage computers” lost sharing menu. At 5/16, after doing both the net share and cacls thing, it wouldn’t show-up until I checked “enable file sharing for devices that use 40- or 56-bit encryption” and “turn off password protected sharing”. But before that I tried.... At 11/16, after GTM thoughtfully garbage-graded my win10 system up to glorious new level of garbage, GTM of course reset all my settings. ... I mean, how could they do otherwise?!?!?!? ... And “Access Denied” until I checked “Turn off password protected sharing”. Without — gasp! — rebooting!!! ... See the summary advanced tip ’n’ trick below.... Directories you create before you manage to beat Microsoft into sharing your C: drive will not be shared. Directories created afterwards might be. ... The cacls thing might fix that...? I was just abusing a windows 7 PC, and even after all the caclcing I could think of, it wouldn’t let my copy program create directories until I went into the stupid drive, properties, sharing / advanced shring / something, and explicity changed permissions from “crippled” to “everything whatever you want” somehow. I just Sun 3/23/14 spent more than an hour trying to share drive “x:\” — but I made a fatal mistake: I kept typing “net share x=x:\* /GRANT:Everyone,FULL”. Can you see the fatal error? I couldn’t. For an hour. Of course you’re young and beautiful and immediately noticed the errant extra asterisk I idiotically and repeatedly typed. Naturally the command-line system offered no peep of complaint. And naturally doing it the GTM beautiful GUIey way, repeatedly right-clicking/properties etc over and over again had absolutely no effect. ... It’s all so EZ!!!! ... Well I did have to go to at least one of the higher-level subdirectories and go — in adminstrative super-user giant brain mode — “cacls * /E /G Everyone:F” or something; I have it in a FIXCACLS.BAT file. ... This so GTM’d let me look at these top-level subdirectories through the ethernet.... Everything: And then I was doing this again, and in the fabled Network & Sharing Center I realized I was still forgetting things, so I just turned-on everything that looked less safe, which indeed made the windows 10 directory magically appear on another computer! ... Life is so grand! ... & I’ll be doing this for every win10 upf--k™ it seems ... so it’s Control Panel search for “network” The vile “Network and Sharing” “Change advanced sharing settings” “All Networks”, then “Turn on sharing so anyone with network access can read and write” blah blah “Enable file sharing for devices that use 40- or 56-bit encryption” “Turn off password protected sharing” what’s probably the prize.... Public & Private: While I’m at it, I should note that windows has for some time insisted that my wi-fi is the “private network” — because I suspect those are GTM’s hope$ & dream$ — and that my peer-to-peer ethernet is the public network. However I must admit that I only finally discovered this and that’s why I’m setting “advanced / public” settings to “turn on network discovery” & “Turn on file and printer sharing” and just the opposite for the “private” settings. ... I suppose it’s like in the golden groves of academe and google et al, the ethernet is the internet and therefore public, and I suppose the wi-fi is the private network just because of leftover binary stupidity. I’ve never figured-out any way to set or change their public/private status because of GTM’s fungus-like talent. ... And then, just in case I thought I knew something, a different Win10 crate had GTMed both the wireless & enet to public. ... So I guess I’ll just be singin’ a song side by side with my psychotic GTM cutey. ... I googled “changing network public private” and found some chitter claiming to do that and maybe I’ll look into it someday. Of course it’s undoubtedly 10 or twenty minutes old and will be totally inapplicable.... 5/18. One stormy night on the road my beloved told me to Right-lick on the wifi thingey on the taskbar. “Open Network & Internet Settings” “Status”? “Change Connection Properties” and that had public/private radio buttons. But I couldn’t check it then. .... 9/19. And it turned-out she really meant Click on the wifi thingey on the taskbar to bring up the little list of wifis & whatnot. Then right-click on the wifi of your dreams, properties, and a beautiful random menu shows-up . But I still haven’t figured-out how to do my beloved ethernet that way. And of course this recipe only works on Windows 10. But then again, apparently the first one worked too — of course only on windows 10 and without any ethernet properties. ... So my sledgehammer approach of setting both the public and private networks to come-on-in open-house still seems the only workable route. Windows 10 of course trashes my the network settings whenever it updates, in this case Sat 11/4/17. I couldn’t tell how long the fall creators f-up took, because of course my internet monitors reported it absent for at least half an hour. Although to be sure, it still pinged. I suspect it was the “everything”, at least after I did that it sprang to life again. Whewww. ... 5/15/18: The April upf--k: definitely “everything”. Such fun! So stupid! Too bad about GTM progammers early toilet training. ... 5/17/18: a different win10 laptop got upf--ked.... 10/29/18: Another GTM Win10 upf--k, another network wipe. It’s consistent. ... And they put a cute little Edge browser icon on my desktop, Heaven help the poor idiot cretins. ... And of course destroyed winhlp32.... Broken? And never forget that the computer of course may be broken. I was agonizing over a crate I could ping occasionally. Since it’s Windows, I of course assumed it was counting the names of God very slowly with its tiny antiquated CPU, or perhaps trying trying trying to connect to the upgrade tit of all broken upgrades and the glorious Windows 10, which I had strictly forbidden — but no! ... I managed to hook-up a USB ethernet thing — used the one that came with an installation CD, remember those? — and all is forgiven and everything works perfectly of course. I Serenely Countenance Utter Chaos I should make it clear that I have no clue as to how why or if any of this stuff works, and/or what horrible effects it has on anything. I want my ethernet and I will not be stymied by some stupid security junk or foolish modérne operating system. Your experience will undoubtedly involve dramatic fiery explosions and chaos.... And be sure to see latest creative effdate news.... — 11/16 7/27/22 Dell 5000: Access is denied Yesterday’s broken PC worked great with all the share stuff — from all my gaily laughing computer herd. But the thing itself? c:\gregor>net view lenovo3 System error 5 has occurred. Access is denied. That is, instead of being impossible to access from my other computers, the wily Dell refused to access my herd! ... I was cursing GTM for this perfidy, but realized in retrospective calmness it was probably the usual Dell sport, examples of which I have encountered before but, up to now, always in used Dells. ... Nah it was just the usual cavortation.... — the kindly feckless programmer 7/22 Sayonara GTM Networks? ... or, the Tale of the Disappearing Network Wed 3/22/23 3:30 pm. Then again, it’s probably just GTM lovin’ it as they upf--k their innocent users into oblivion and break everything they own — it did it to me again at my truly wondrous Dell resurrection. ... Sun 3/26/23 10:35 am. And it appears to be a final forest thing, so GTM’ll kill everyone’s network, so they can go out of business faster. ... And the weary years may pass and the network return; at least they’re now sites on the web that have noticed the ridiculous jihad, and provide hundreds of ways to fix it.... Reprievement! (sung to the 3-penny opera tune) or The Evil GTM Public Upf--k Wed 3/29/23 1:56 pm. But then this truly kindly & knowledgeable fellow @ https://woshub.com/network-computers-not-showing-windows-10/ actually had the secret code! Like Then go to Settings [winkey+i?] -> Network and Internet -> Ethernet (or select Wi-Fi, if you are connected to a local network through a wireless connection). Click the network icon and verify that the Make this PC discoverable option is enabled. [that was already set on my catastrophe. ... In a later iteration of the scam, I had to right-click the icon, “properties”. Or something. ... So onward ...] After clicking the wifi icon, something like this appeared (or right-click, properties?): ... And everything’s good! All my magic network appears again! ... What have we learned? ... Nothing, really; GTM’ll screw you with random mediocrity without even trying. And fixing it is google feng-shui. And of course the kindness of strangers like woshub.com there. ... Notice, incidentally, the GTM description (Public/Private) is exactly wrong, probably because some mediocrity wrote it that way — despite what it says, my PC was already discoverable; I just couldn’t see the other PCs. ... And incidentally, “settings” is available with Windows Key+“I”, or at least it was this morning, on two crates, for me.... Fri 3/31/23 8:21 am. And, charmingly, it reverts to the bad public when it feels like it, or @ every reboot, or just when Bill Gates didn’t take his metamucil that day. ... So keep this one on speed-dial — happened again today Mon 9/11/23 when I was starting-up another broken amazon laptop what I had to return, happily attacking me while I was down.... Hacker-Friendly Signon Sat 4/1/23 10:28 am. And I suspect my “private” preference enabled GTM’s kill-the-startup thingey, where it demands an email password — for my useless hotmail account I made-up for GTM a few months ago. So in honor of advancing senescence I’ll leave the password printed on the dell which makes it as insecure as it used to be when it worked and started-up without a password. ... And of course, since GTM’s got the password, protected by their towering mediocrity, presumably the entire hacker universe has it so of course I won’t use the stupid email account.... Slowness: Everyone Wins! As I was endlessly entangled in my latest Dell catastrophe and its invisible network, I was doing upf--ks fast & furious, and it was amazing how sprightly the machine was at the beginning and how it slo-o-o-owed down after a few hundred upf--ks — which, of course, GTM normally provides after a delay, so the poor idiot consumer’ll be impressed with its PC, and then. after a suitable interval, with how slow it’s become, and then the poor idiot’ll just run out and buy another! ... And everyone wins! The Serenity of Random Software I realized the GTM Way isn’t so bad ... I’ve seen worse. ... I mean, GTM delivers a software, hopefully contained in a PC so you can return it when it doesn’t work, but, if not, then the numerous obvious things broken in it — why, just wait a few months, petition the google oracle, and all will be fixed; or not, of course. ... My pitiful resurrected Dell couldn’t make any noise — total silence — and after running a GTM “troubleshooter” — which helpful stupidities almost never work — I took the concluding error message “Audio services not responding” and googled it, and some charitable fellow described two lines of utter mumbo jumbo admin command-line spells — and that fixed it! ... And all is calm, all is bright.... NOTES 1. WIN10 PEER-TO-PEER ETHERNET LOCKDOWN? At Fri 5/6/16 I went “cacls c:\ /E /G Everyone:F” in a windows 10 admin command-line, the system replied “access denied”, and indignantly closed the window in a huff. I managed to activate the super-secret hidden “admin” account, and it also “access denied”, but didn’t close the window. These things of course worked as well as they ever do in windows 8 and other previous GTM atrocities. // But @ 9/16/16 all is forgiven and my hand-me-down Win10 laptop executed the command without tears or hysteria. ... This was most likely the evil McAfee syndrome.... CALLING WINDOWS $ERVER My successfully ethernetted Win10 system was not my previous upgrade failure, where I attempted to let GTM have its head and convert a derelict windows 8 laptop into the glorious windows 10. ... No, it was a laptop that came with the exalted Windows 10 — always a more likely prospect in my limited experience, where, since after Windows 98, all GTM OS upgrades have failed. ... And in my years before the mast, it is typical GTM behavior with a new operating system to have super-high new gobbledygook levels, and in a few weeks or years or whenever Windows 10.37™ comes along it might get fixed, but of course they’d really prefer you install a Windows $erver product, $9,995 at your local extortion outlet. ... So @ 5/16 the derelict Lenovo “yoga” laptop got wiped back to its marginally-more tractable Windows 8 — I’m actually surprised Windows 10 didn’t annihilate the Lenovo hidden partition where the “restore” OS/malware was kept — but my latest Windows 10 hand-me-down soldiers-on @ 9/16 ethernetting away serenely.... SAD 4/1/17 (appropriately) UPDATE aka MCAFEE IS EVIL So Windows 10 regressed. At least, a brand new beautiful Lenovo desktop wouldn’t let me cacls the rut. I could cacls/share various subdirectories, but of course this is pretty-much useless in a network if the directory structure doesn’t work. And it doesn’t. ... I began to doubt any Windows 10 system ever worked, at least rut-cacles-wise, but then I found it (“asus7” is my network name, for my future reference), with the mouse-pad tapping totally enabled — it’s an asus after all — but drive c: still visible on the network.... But Wait! ... Oh precious glorious victory!?!?! — I uninstalled McAfee (!?!?!) — I was trying to copy psexec.exe, a supposedly super mumbo-jumbo command-line system fixit thing from Russinovich/System Internals/Microsoft, McAfee balked, and after I told it to stop bothering me, I then uninstalled McAfee. Which I always do anyway, and use Windows Defender (or MSE in the old days) but I just hadn’t gotten around to it. That might be the charm.... Administrative window (I think) “Takeown /F c:\*” [I’m pretty sure this didn’t do anything, but?] “Takeown /F c:\” [I’m pretty sure this didn’t work before] “cacls c:\ /E /G Everyone:F” [i.e. the usual — AND IT WORKED!] And it DIDN’T GO “access denied” as it did 37 times before. ... I’m betting on mcafee; it wanted to help.... Evil McAfee I like the Evil McAfee theory better every minute; I’ve despised McAfee ever since the days when I had to obtain nuclear fission materials to dislodge the vile pestilence from Windows, and the founder’s subsequent psychopathic lunacy didn’t improve its reputation. ... And it explains so much: my recurrent experiences of trying to cacls the rut and failing, but eventually somehow mysteriously succeeding. Which I’d attributed to Windows’ reckless updates, but now that I ponder, fits perfectly the essentially random McAfee uninstallation. I mean I’d always uninstalled it eventually, of course. ... And the single Windows 10 laptop that didn’t balk? It was one I didn’t wipe when I received it from the local hand-me-down source, who had already uninstalled McAfee! As everybody does, except the pitiful ignorant victim class. ... And the Windows 10 upgrade I did, which exhibited the rut-access balk? — I hadn’t uninstalled McAfee, which of course GTM had thoughtfully installed, even in the upgrade, because GTM wants people to be safe in a wonderful safe cuddly world.... And it’s probably why I couldn’t change the supplied “WORKGROUP” to the chic “OWENLABS”; it was grayed-out. A setting which is completely without effect in the wonderful windows world of today, and which became malleable aprés McAfee. ... But that and the stupid rut uncaclsness were probably major malware threat avoidance strategies in the days of Windows 95.... Windows 10 Creators-Effdate And then my beloved Windows 10 system did its beloved Creators Update — or maybe it was just the Practicing-for-Creators Update, or just routine GTM chaos — it’s the one where the control panel disappears — and of course it reset all the precious things I described above. Back to safe secure zero ’cause you won’t want the wittle little user to get hurt do you nasty ol’ bad blah. ... It reset my thing where I switch the caps/control, and reset all the network settings so they were nice and pure and useless, yes it did! ... I’m amazed it didn’t reinstall McAfee.... But the LOL showed me how to get back the Control Panel by begging cortana or search or whatever it is; it vanished from the right-click stupid10 icon. ... In a 2nd atrocity, or of course it could’ve been a different one, there are so many in the Wonderful Windows 10, I think the crucial step was the advanced network sharing destruction I had to re-wrought, and perhaps just disabling the passwords near the end, which one must always do to use your network except in the approved totally-uselessGTM cute cuddly little tiny cute 9*&))))(*& (distant echoing pitiful screaming whimpering)....